January 31, 2007

Covert Tactics Needed on the Job Hunt

How can you find a new job without jeopardizing your current job? Even if you loathe your boss, hate your commute or can't pay the bills on account of your current salary, you still gotta love that you've got steady work. It beats unemployment checks. Sometimes. But you're ready to get out there on the job hunt. Trick is, you've gotta be sly like a ninja so your current employer doesn't find out you're planning to kick some ass on an interview elsewhere. It's a covert mission. Time to employ stealth tactics. To think like a spy. To be one step ahead of your suspicious employer. To… You get the point. Check out these eight tips for being a stealthy job hunter. [HotJobs]

Have You Seen Me? Danny Pintauro

Bowl-headed, buck-toothed Danny Pintauro played young mama's boy Jonathan on Who's The Boss? A mini heartthrob in the making, he won over the hearts of his TV family -- mom Angela(r), grandma Mona, housekeeper Tony and sister-by-housekeeper's-living-situation Samantha. And with his image splashed on the likes of Tiger Beat magazine, he also won over the hearts of pre-teen girls. But this little heartbreaker broke all of their pre-teen dreams when he turned the tables on tabloid speculation and outed himself, inadvertently becoming an icon in the gay community. The former child star now regularly stars in theater productions, sometimes where he's the boss. [Danny Pintauro Fan Site]

January 30, 2007

The Big 29: Net Worth

This week's most intriguing people under 30:

1. America Ferrera (22), actress
2. Beyonce Knowles (25), musician/actress
3. Roger Federer (25), tennis player
4. Steve Chen and Chad Hurley (28, 29), YouTube founders
5. Shaun White (20), snowboarder/skateboarder
6. Scarlett Johansson (22), actress
7. Danica Patrick (24), Indy Racing driver
8. Maria Sharapova (19), tennis player
9. Mark Zuckerberg (22), Facebook founder
10. Jennifer Hudson (25), actress/singer
11. LeBron James (22), NBA forward
12. Emily Blunt (23), actress
13. Ryan Gosling (26), actor
14. Ludacris (29), musician/actor
15. Shakira (29), musician
16. Serena Williams (25), tennis player
17. Kevin Rose (27), Digg founder
18. Justin Timberlake (25), musician/actor
19. B.J. Novak (27), writer/producer/actor
20. Maggie Gyllenhaal (29), actress
21. Michelle Wie (17), golfer
22. Sidney Crosby (19), NHL center
23. Brian Urlacher (28), NFL linebacker
24. Kal Penn (29), actor
25. Carrie Underwood (23), musician
26. Kirsten Dunst (24), actress
27. Jake Gyllenhaal (26), actor
28. Ivanka Trump (25), business executive
29. Evangeline Lilly (27), actress

Newbies: tennis' big racket, Oscar-nominated teacher, tennis' big bounceback, cool-as-ice center
Out: Saint Bush, Idol rocker, hip-hop 'go-getta', Napster boy

January 29, 2007

What's Your Dream Job?

Is there such a thing as a dream job? When we were kids we dreamed about playing centerfield for a Major League Baseball team, skating to Olympic gold, flying to the moon, being a supermodel, quarterbacking the winning drive in the Super Bowl, rockin' in the free world, winning an Oscar, saving the rainforests or instilling world peace. Delusions of grandeur aside, some have discovered their dream job. Maybe not as a pro athlete, an astronaut, an entertainer or a world leader, but in a role that many do dream about, in a role some are jealous of and others place on a pedestal of perfection. No, we're not talking about online magazine editor positions (but we know some of you are salivating to be in our shoes). How about a restaurant critic (free food, fine dining, power); a winery owner (free drinks, grape stomping, prestige); or fashion merchandiser (free clothes, trendsetting, status). CeeBee chats with three folks in these roles to offer an awaking dose of reality about these mcdreamy jobs. [CeeBee]

January 26, 2007

Don't Blow the Interview

Careerbuilder offers up five tips to improve your chances on an interview. These include getting to the interview on time, dressing one level above the company's dress code policy, researching the company, avoiding rambling, and controlling body language.

Additional tips from HATCH include brushing your teeth thoroughly, wearing deodorant, avoiding spicy food before the interview, avoiding talking highly of the company's competitors, turning off your cell phone and other gadgets, limiting the use of the word "like," avoiding cursing and slang, avoiding the limp handshake, avoiding the bonecrusher handshake, avoiding staring at the interviewer, avoiding (usually) discussion about successes in high school, removing the Bluetooth from your ear, avoiding eating Cheez Doodles while waiting in the lobby, and bringing a spell-checked, typed copy of your resume. Hand-written resumes are sooo last millennium. [CareerBuilder]

January 25, 2007

The Company Did What?!

Check out these classy moves by some industry leaders:

Northwest Airlines lays off thousands of employees, issuing them a handy guide of "101 Ways to Save Money," including Dumpster diving.

RadioShack fires 400 workers through email: "The work force reduction notification is currently in progress. Unfortunately your position is one that has been eliminated."

Cablevision admits to granting stock options to a corpse.

Alarm One runs team-building exercises in which employers are forced to wear diapers, eat baby food, or submit to getting spanked on the booty. [Business 2.0]

January 24, 2007

Sick and Fired

Career-driven employees just can't afford to be sick these days

If you want to hold a steady job, you can't afford to be sick. If you want to climb the corporate ladder, you can't afford to be sick. And if you don't have good health coverage, you certainly can't afford to be sick.

In these demanding, competitive, capitalistic waters that we're all treading, a perfect attendance record is one of the keys to staying afloat. That's because perfect attendance means you're dedicated to your job. It means you don't make excuses. It means you're making sacrifices for the "good of the company."

Unfortunately, those sacrifices are usually bigger than canceling dinner with your significant other or bailing on poker night. Sometimes we sacrifice our health (not to mention our mental stability) for the good of the company. Working weekends and holidays, or long hours that cut into much needed sleep time. Or not taking a lunch or dinner break, thinking, "A can of soda and some M&M's at the vending machine will get me by."

The unhealthy devotion to a company or career path can start to take its toll -- well beyond sacrificing free time spent with friends or family. The lack of sleep -- either from having to work too long a day or from restless nights stressing over that big project or overbearing boss -- is one of the first culprits to the unhealthy corporate lifestyle.

The long days filled with short breaks are a natural fit for quick-fix meals and sugary snacks -- vending machine treats, soda or coffee for a caffeine jolt and fast food ordered in to munch on at the computer. But maybe a select few have the time to counter the unhealthy levels of sleep and junk food with some much-needed exercise. But we'll bet our stake that we would've spent at poker night (had we had the time to play) that more often than not, that gym membership card is not getting used too often. That the spa coupon expired long ago. And those cross-training sneakers, with barely a speck of dirt on them, are about to go out of style.

That's because many of today's young, corporate employees are flexing their career muscles to the point of exhaustion. The toxic combination of working much more than 40 hours a week, job-related stress, lack of sleep, poor nutrition, dearth of exercise and the occasional happy-hour indulgence can only lead to one thing: poor health.

Sure, some people's bodies have a higher tolerance for these dangerous side effects of the corporate climb, but at some point, mentally or physically, things are bound to catch up. The body will naturally become more susceptible to illness (especially when many are working in close quarters and traveling on public transportation with other sick folks).

But what happens when the go-getter employee becomes sick? Seldom does she take a day off. Or even take an hour or two out of the day to see a doctor. Why? Because that never-ending team project is perpetually due yesterday, and she plays an integral role in making sure that project meets or exceeds management's expectations. And she needs to ace this project for her chance at moving up to the next rung in her department.

Yet even with allotted sick days, few (aside from the slacker, Office Space type) take advantage of that Get-Out-of-Work-Free card. Rather, they go to work -- coughing, sneezing, nose running, head pounding, stomach aching. Doesn't matter.

But here's the rub (no, not the VapoRub). If this overachiever-at-any-cost employee simply took a sick day or two, her body might have a chance to recover a bit. And, by not bringing her NyQuil commercial of symptoms to the office, she could save a dozen colleagues from getting the same weeklong sickness that she's harboring -- thus increasing the chances of the project being completed on time by healthy co-workers.

But will she take that chance? Hell, no. She'd rather sacrifice her health than sacrifice the chance of looking like the project slacker who took a day off when it came to crunch time on that crucial deal.

Is there a way to combat this "at any cost" mindset? Well, the bigger companies may boast a cafeteria serving up healthier eating options. Or maybe they have a gym on the premises for employees to use on a power lunch or right after work. Some nice choices, if the employee has the time. Of course, taking advantage of these services results in employees not leaving the office for a breath of fresh air over the course of their 16-hour workday, but in a city, maybe the air indoors is just as good.

Still, these on-site, healthy options only serve as a brief remedy to the larger problem -- that few will sacrifice job security or a chance at career advancement for the sake of their health.

Those willing to take a day off to rest or an hour to visit the doctor will quickly realize that job security isn't the only reason to stay at the office when they discover the price of their skimped health coverage, high co-payments and absurd prescription costs.

Diagnosis: Any way you slice it, in our career-driven society, you just cannot afford to be sick.

Have You Seen Me? Keshia Knight Pulliam

One of the funniest sitcom kids of the '80s, Keshia Knight Pulliam (as Rudy Huxtable on The Cosby Show) won over the hearts of TV audiences with her innocent smiling, baritone singing and, of course, the word, "Bud." But after Cosby, Pulliam traded acting for studying, attending Spelman College and disappearing from our radars (unless we were watching Nick at Nite). Pulliam proved her bachelor's degree's worth by winning celebrity editions of The Weakest Link and Fear Factor. More recently, she's been back on camera, with roles in Beauty Shop and The Gospel. Perhaps Pulliam hit her acting peak at age 6 when she was nominated for an Emmy. But her brains will take her other places -- let's just hope it's not to curmudgeonville alongside her TV dad. [Keshia Knight Pulliam on IMDb]

January 23, 2007

The Big 29: All America

This week's most intriguing people under 30:

1. America Ferrera (22), actress
2. Steve Chen and Chad Hurley (28, 29), YouTube founders
3. Maria Sharapova (19), tennis player
4. Beyonce Knowles (25), musician/actress
5. Shaun White (20), snowboarder/skateboarder
6. Scarlett Johansson (22), actress
7. Mark Zuckerberg (22), Facebook founder
8. Danica Patrick (24), Indy Racing driver
9. Emily Blunt (23), actress
10. LeBron James (22), NBA forward
11. Ludacris (29), musician/actor
12. Kevin Rose (27), Digg founder
13. Jennifer Hudson (25), actress/singer
14. Reggie Bush (21), NFL running back
15. Shakira (29), musician
16. Ivanka Trump (25), business executive
17. Justin Timberlake (25), musician/actor
18. Brian Urlacher (28), NFL linebacker
19. B.J. Novak (27), writer/producer/actor
20. Evangeline Lilly (27), actress
21. Michelle Wie (17), golfer
22. Kal Penn (29), actor
23. Maggie Gyllenhaal (29), actress
24. Chris Daughtry (27), musician
25. Kirsten Dunst (24), actress
26. Carrie Underwood (23), musician
27. Young Jeezy (29), musician
28. Shawn Fanning (26), SNOCAP founder
29. Jake Gyllenhaal (26), actor

Newbies: NFL tough guy, sideburns rocker, hip-hop 'go-getta', country-fresh idol
Out: America's quarterback, NFL MVP, Army brat, spud stud

January 22, 2007

Slacking on the Job

Many workers are finding it harder to find things to occupy their time at the office ... you know, besides actual work. That's because employers are continuing to install technology to prevent slackers and procrastinators from doing what they were never paid to be doing in the first place. Previous reasons for denying employees access to certain web sites, tracking their typing, even using security cameras in the main office areas were obvious -- to cut down on slacking off, to cut down on abuse of the Internet and email, to monitor harassing behavior. But in addition to all those brilliant reasons for blocking workers from visiting the likes of gambling sites, fantasy football sites and MySpace, companies are also cracking down on broader usage. "When employees access media like online video," according to CareerJournal, "it saps technology resources, which can slow down tasks like transferring files over the corporate network or accessing email or the Internet." Naturally, "company overseers worry about Internet safety and security." So what's an employee who only really performs about 15 minutes of honest work a week to do without YouTube at work? Extended lunches, frequent bathroom visits, sudoku ... they'll think of something. After all, if they're smart enough to get hired at such a great company, they're probably clever enough to find a way, sans technology, to get fired by that company. [CareerJournal]

January 19, 2007

So, What's the Big Idea?

Are you that guy who's always got the next great idea for your company? Or the gal who told co-workers -- but not the boss -- about a killer idea months ago only to see a competitor beat your employer to the punch?

If so, it's safe to say you're probably not a kiss-ass, and you're also probably not the type who had to have the most gold stars in grade school. But, you are the type of employee every company should be salivating over. You're a thinker, a brainstormer, an innovator, an idea person.

So why won't anyone listen to you? Because you're not speaking up. Or maybe you are, but you're not doing it properly. There's a fine line between "influencing up," kissing up, complaining, and making the boss look bad. So, how to walk that line?

Present the idea in a professional manner, and back it up with some analysis and stats. But how do you get the opportunity to even present your big idea? BusinessWeek's Marshall Goldsmith may just have the answers. [BusinessWeek]

The Office: The Return

Since Dwight’s departure, Andy had been clinging to Michael. Andy’s antics had been wearing very thin on his co-workers. In fact, Andy left Jim actually wishing Dwight would come back.[NBC, Season 3, Episode 3013, 1/18/07]

Best lines:

Jim
: I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.

Dwight
: For your convenience, I've broken it down into three parts — professional resume, athletic and special skills resume, and Dwight Schrute trivia.

Dwight
: How would I describe myself? Three words: hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

Michael
: Who's that sportscaster that bit that lady? Marv something? Andy is like Marv something. Great sportscaster, big weirdo creep.

Karen
: Each file is password-protected with a different mythical creature.

Michael
: There's something about him that creeps me out. I can't really explain it. He's always up in my bid-ness. Which is ebonics for being in my face and annoying the bejesus out of me.

Michael
: Your gayness does not define you. Your Mexican-ness is what defines you. To me. And I think we should celebrate Oscar's Mexicanity ... So Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers and a chihuahua.

Andy
: Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.

Michael
: I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.

January 18, 2007

Toys in the Office

While we enjoyed CareerBuilder's list of favorite desk doodads like the Anger Management Doll and the Mini Executives, we prefer the following must-have cubicle accessories:


- Staples "Easy" button (hey, it might work)
- red Swingline stapler
- assorted Pez dispensers (with or without candy)
- giant rubberband ball
- Barrel of Monkeys (what's more fun?)
- Rubik's Cube (much more challenging than actual job)
- Dwight Schrute bobblehead
- Yoda action figure (the Force is with us)
- Silly Putty (in case the copier breaks)

What's in your cubicle?

Career Advice from Ugly Betty

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." --Eleanor Roosevelt

Betty Suarez's words to live by adorn her online resume. If they can land Betty a dream job at a premiere fashion magazine in NYC, then you better heed them. But the former first lady's words aren't the only ones to live by. Betty offers some of her own nuggets of career advice, too, such as making friends with co-workers, dressing for success and dealing with a difficult boss.

Another workplace pitfall is falling into a social rut by lunching with the people you work with all day long. Instead, look at lunch as a great time to interact with people from other departments in your company.

A little fluffy, but so is the content of Mode, the magazine she works for. [BettySuarez.com]

January 17, 2007

American Idol Rejects

They're baaaaack!!! The new season of American Idol kicked off last night, and once again, the lines to audition were riddled with dreamers. Some talented individuals knew they had the stuff to be the next Carrie Underwood or Fantasia. Other fools dared to be the next William Hung. And they failed miserably. And then there were those many clueless souls who filled the audition rooms with misperceptions of stardom, tone deaf ears and star-struck eyes. These folks who quit their jobs to try out, who were told by their loved ones that they were destined for fame actually needed this televised dose of reality to make them realize that their perceived talents were a mere illusion. Like job applicants with padded resumes on swank ivory linen paper, these Idol candidates trotted in confident, cocky even, and when it was time to answer that tough interview question, to perform, they failed. Miserably. And worse, they believed they were brilliant. Why? Because someone told them they were great. Someone without a clue about singing and show biz. Robert De Niro's character in A Bronx Tale said, "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent." But these sad things wasting their life's ambition on an assumed talent ain't too far off. [American Idol]

Know When to Walk Away

The "Sunday Night Blues," that case of the Mondays, daydreaming about Friday. If these are all in a day's work, then it might be time to work out a plan to change jobs or shift career paths. Check out these ten tell-tale signs that say it's time to start searching the online job sites. [Yahoo! HotJobs Job-Change Checklist]

Have You Seen Me? Leaf Phoenix

The gruff-voiced boy from kids-turned-heroes films SpaceCamp and Russkies emerged as a more troubled teen in Parenthood, only to disappear when puberty fully set in. But this sibling of River Phoenix never actually disappeared. Instead, he found his original identity, not with an earthy name like his siblings, but with his birthname. You know him as Joaquin, the 32-year-old multi-Oscar-nominated actor who embodied Johnny Cash in Walk the Line and Commodus in Gladiator. [Joaquin Phoenix on IMDb]

January 16, 2007

The Big 29: America Rules!

This week's most intriguing people under 30:

1. America Ferrera (22), actress
2. Steve Chen and Chad Hurley (28, 29), YouTube founders
3. Beyonce Knowles (25), musician/actress
4. Shaun White (20), snowboarder/skateboarder
5. Maria Sharapova (19), tennis player
6. Scarlett Johansson (22), actress
7. Mark Zuckerberg (22), Facebook founder
8. Danica Patrick (24), Indy Racing driver
9. Tom Brady (29), NFL quarterback
10. LeBron James (22), NBA forward
11. Ludacris (29), musician/actor
12. Kevin Rose (27), Digg founder
13. Reggie Bush (21), NFL running back
14. Jennifer Hudson (25), actress/singer
15. Shakira (29), musician
16. Ivanka Trump (25), business executive
17. Justin Timberlake (25), musician/actor
18. Emily Blunt (23), actress
19. B.J. Novak (27), writer/producer/actor
20. Evangeline Lilly (27), actress
21. Michelle Wie (17), golfer
22. Kal Penn (29), actor
23. Ehren Watada (28), U.S. Army First Lieutenant
24. Ian Johnson (20), Boise State running back
25. Kirsten Dunst (24), actress
26. LaDainian Tomlinson (27), NFL MVP
27. Shawn Fanning (26), SNOCAP founder
28. Maggie Gyllenhaal (29), actress
29. Jake Gyllenhaal (26), actor

Newbies: America's quarterback, Kumar's evil twin
Out: Heisman winner, SNL comic
Dropping quickly: NFL MVP

January 15, 2007

Taking a Day for MLK

For many, today is a day off from that 9-to-5 office job. And for many, today will be spent sleeping late, recovering from yesterday's football or 24 watching, and running errands like catching up on shopping or holiday gift returns. Nowadays, the day off is celebrated as a respite from work; but the celebration of MLK's life, accomplishments and passion is often overlooked. Just like with Memorial Day and other holidays that create three-day weekends. Perhaps these holidays should be observed on Wednesdays so less people use them for vacation, recreation and shopping fixations.

Take some time to honor the reason for your absence from work today. You'll still have plenty of time to hit up Bed, Bath & Beyond and Home Depot afterward.

Fired: Apprentice's Carey Not Suitable for the Boardroom

It takes balls to design a tight pink, we-wear-short-shorts-length bathing suit for guys. It takes bigger balls to wear them on a runway and on TV. Yet despite Carey's ballsy move as project manager on episode two of The Apprentice, the Donald fired him after a lengthy boardroom discussion. A fashionable decision by Trump; this fashion victim was not suitable for primetime. [The Apprentice]